Stop Crushing my Party Penis, You Booby Goose!

Just wanted to let you all know that I carved a party penis in my pumpkin this Halloween, and my housemate, Lauren, made a booby goose. You may be asking yourself, "What are those, Toast? You're so ridiculous." Well, friends, the title of this post is a direct quote (what I heard, but most likely not was actually being said) from one of my teammates as we drove back from a rollerski race at the end of last month. Needless to say, I almost peed my pants when I heard Derek, a short, stocky ex-football-player-cum-Nordie with no mental filter (picture a human warthog), blurt this out. Since then, these have been the hot, new slang words on the team, and they are so much fun that I want to share them with you. Picture a smiling penis with a nice party hat and some confetti and fireworks. Then picture a goose with a good, hefty pair of tits. It just doesn't get any better. Hopefully by the time I figure out how to post the pictures of the pumpkins to this blog, you'll be spicing up your social life with these hot new expressions. However, if you're not, the pictures will convince you. These were blue ribbon-caliber pumpkins...really they were.

Love and Adventures,

Toast