My Life

I figured it was about time for an update.

I got an apt on wall street (actually in the same building as Mary
Huvane and Susan if you've been there). We live on the 23rd floor and
have a view of absolutely nothing. I'm living with Nate Lifton, Emily
Parker, and Christina Evriviades. It's been going pretty well so far,
we moved in at the beginning of February.

Christina and I actually signed the lease without having jobs...
slightly risky. But luckily I found a job about a week after signing;
Christina just found one and starts Monday, so it all worked out in
the end.

That's right, I actually found a job. It's at priceline.com in
Norwalk, CT. This unfortunately requires a 1:30 commute each way. What
do I do? I keep William Shatner's nether regions dry. Basically I
"handle" his ball sweat. I've been doing so well there is even talk of
promoting me to take care of his grundle as well.

My day to day life goes like this:

5:40am - Wake up
6:20am - Leave the apt
6:58am - Get the train to Darien
8:00am to 6:30pm - Caress Testicles
8pm - Aquarobics
9pm to 11pm - Get home, make myself something to eat, do whatever else
I need to do
11pm to 12am - Quietly cry myself to sleep.

You're all welcome to come visit whenever.

Take it easy.